Ben Shapiro DESTROYED by Spontaneous Gay BDSM Orgy

- Berkeley, CA.

This past Saturday, ceaseless defender of logic, reason, and Western civilization, Ben Shapiro was dunking on scores of liberal snowflake college students, when a sudden Gay BDSM orgy broke out in front of the dais. While informing yet another Social Justice Warrior, that if trans people are recognized as legitimate human beings, the Earth will literally crack open and the torrents of hell will be unleashed upon the world, a rapturous moan emerged from the crowd.

“YES DADDY!” screamed another.

“What’s happening?” inquired Mr. Shapiro.

Then, out from the audience fell a small haram of twinks led by four leather daddies before the dais who then surrendered to the passion of the cut sleeve.

“Oh I see this is really mature. This is the exact response I’d expect from a left that has given into moral relativism.” sneered a visibly shaken Mr. Shapiro.

“HARDER DADDY!” cried one of the twinks. “Dominate me with your facts and logic!” beseeched another. The daddies ripped off the twinks clothes. A whip cracked. And the knob jockeys and butt pirates were off to the races. What followed was a series of positions and unspeakable acts which onlookers later described as, “Stirring,” “Eye-opening,” and “Enviable.”

Throughout the atavistic eruption of erotic ferocity, Mr. Shapiro tried repeatedly to persuade the men to stop. Unfortunately for these friends of Dorthey, being dominated by facts and logic was their kink. After, twenty minutes of unrestrained carnal bliss had passed, the audience had thinned out, and Mr. Shapiro had left. Mr. Shapiro declined to comment.